WANTED
Pet Psychologist for misguided cat and dog.
The Cat:
-Taken to drinking from the toilet.
-Is addicted to chasing Ferro Roche wrappers (must be wadded into a ball to her liking). She can hear one of these being unwrapped up to 2 miles away.
-Constantly talking back. Major attitude problem. Basically, won’t shut up.
The Dog:
- Lays like a frog.
- Has started a major cult following for the cat.
- Unhealthy sock fetish.
Cannot pay much since they have figured out my PIN. Have also spotted dog with car keys in mouth. Cat and dog spend a lot of time whispering. Please help ASAP.