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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

More Random Thoughts

* If you make over $100,000 a year you are not allowed to say "Another day, another dollar." Hell, if you make over $80,000 a year you can't pretend like you don't make a lot.
* If you can't drive when its sunny, don't. Stop slowing traffic cause you're having a hard time seeing.
* Don't try to write a blog when you're sleepy. Speaking of which it is not even 9:00 pm yet. Why the hell am I so tired? Oh yeah (read previous blog).
* If you haven't folded the load of laundry you did a week ago it is easiest just to re-wash it.
* Say you're online and by some weird twist of fate your uber cool friend is on and you have to poop but you need a book which is upstairs don't just get offline. Go do the read and poop then come back and entertain me! Vicki you're such a jerk.
* Cats like to tease dogs. Especially when the dog gets in trouble (probably the cat set him up) and he gets locked in the clink.
* Billy Jean is not my lover
* Count down races sing this song doo dah doo dah. What?

3 comments:

KristenMay said...

Oh no you didn't. Hey bitch (Paris).
That's it. The blog war has begun! Those weak of heart beware.

(psst... hey... what is a blog war?)

Vicki Kunz said...

Oh you know a blog war when you're in one. And you're in one sexy. I'm going to have to write a blog all about you and your anerexia. Did I really write that? Oopsy? It just slipped.

Anonymous said...

whoa.. im glad im neutral.. hehe
we need more random thoughts!